The Fifth Incident.
First of all, I [and everyone else basically] decide that Clyde the elephant sucks and I convert it to a monster cow - Matilda's Revenge.

Marcus, Evan, Justin and myself take off with (the newly rebuilt) Matilda's Revenge, and leave the smaller Gertrude behind for the night. Back up to the usual grazing spot. About 10 minutes after we get there, we notice a little ranger that has driven by a few times. It finally decides to stop for a visit and it pulls into the parking lot near the cow. Out hop 2 guys that look like they had just gotten off work, they run over to the cow. One in front, one in back - they grab the cow and run back to their truck. The cow is huge though, and barely fits in it, so they stand it up looking straight ahead over the cab of their little pickup. After about 100 feet, they realize that the thing is going to fly out, so they stop and lay it down. As they start to drive away, we decide to follow them (Matilda's got to have her revenge!).

We let them get far enuf ahead so that they won't pay too much attention to us following them. After driving around for about 10 minutes and losing them, we pass the little ranger coming out of a dead end street, with no cow. We cruise on down the road to see what happened to her - At the end of the road, on the front porch of one of the houses, stands Matilda's Revenge staring right into some poor person's front door. Apperently, the 2 cow thieves were trying to have a little fun with our cow! We couldn't let that happen, so I stopped the truck, we ran down to the house, and grabbed her. As we were running back to the truck (which was probably a good hundred feet away), a truck turns down the road we are on, and it looks like the ranger. Not knowing what to do, we drop the cow in the middle of the road and leave her standing there as we jump into someone's front yard and hide behind a tree. The truck passes, it wasn't them, phewie. In the backend she goes, safe again.