"The Chronicles of Bovine Delight"


The Fourth Incident.
(What was the 4th cow got used for another purpose, so it is actually the fifth cow now). This cow, like the others, again has a completely different fate then it's predecessors. You would have thought there's not a whole lot else that could happen to a fake cow at 2am wouldn't you?

As we were putting the finishing touches on cow #5 (Gertrude, per Chris's request), we had an idea. Let's make a bigger animal then usual! So, we started construction on cow #6, except the body was about a foot bigger round than any of the others. Actually, it makes the other cows look small compared to it (Here's a picture of a normal cow next to the monster cow). Somewhere along the line, Justin decided that it would be interesting to build something other than a cow... Well, most of us didn't really go too much on the "other animal" idea, but we did it anyway. The structure stayed the same as a cow basically, except that we put the head of an elephant on it and painted it grey. Now we have our first male animal, Clyde.

While we were building cow [elephant] #6, about 4 other people showed up wanting to go along... So we took off with both "cows" plus 2 more cars tagging along who wanted to watch. This of course made it very difficult to steak [:-)] out, but, we tried anyway. It proved to be too difficult to plant the cow at the normal spot because of traffic, so we moved a few times to different spots, until it finally got too late and everyone else took off. Fine with us, it's much easier [better] with less people anyhow. We tried a new spot, but it was no good. None of the places we'd tried worked because there just wasn't a good area to sit and observe from. This night was an interesting experience, and we learned a couple of places not to go, and that it really doesn't work with too many people.

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