"The Chronicles of Bovine Delight"


The six-and-a-halfth incident.
Well... After all the neat publicity that the little meat shop gave us, we decided theat they really should get at least a little piece of it all. So, we took Matilda's Revenge (which was the elephant from awhile ago) and headed up to the shop about 1am. We wrote them a nice letter, thanking them for their neat story on the front page of the paper and explained to them that we all decided that they needed a cow of their own. Matilda's Revenge was left tied to a post in from of their store, with the letter and one of our newly printed "CoW" cards (Like the MiB cards from Men in Black) hanging around her neck. She stood proudly in front of their shop for a week or so. We don't know what happened to her after that.

Here's a pic of when we left her
The infamous CoW card

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