These were all writtin someplace between 2 and 4am while sitting on the iRC, so it is extremely unlikely that any of them pertain to anything normal. But, when you read them during the day they are kind of cool :)

Click here to read the cherry pie poem.. I wrote it for someone one night, just wanting to write a little short thing..But it turned out to be like 10 pages long :).

Fishsticks!

Fishsticks in the morning,
Fishsticks in the night.
Fishsticks during lunchtime too,
They make my day so bright.

Whenever I get hungry,
I know just where to look.
I open up my freezer door -
And get some fishsticks out to cook.

They're squishy and they're crunchy,
I eat as many as I can.
Piled high up on my plate,
Still toasty off the pan.

Mmmm...Pancakes...Mmmm...

'Twas the morning before daytime
And I was just awakened
To the sound of a blender
As something was bakin..

Wabbateers were all gathered
Making pancakes with care
In hopes that the WabbaKing
Soon would be there.

When all of the sudden
I said, "What's the matter?"
When I noticed that someone
Stopped stirring the batter.

I looked in the bowl
Filled with that pancake goo
I found what I was missing -
Hey, that's my right shoe!

So right then and there
I looked down at my feet
And there was one sock
White as a sheet.

My foot looked so lonely
Without its big shoe
I just couldn't help
But whisper a "Moo."

The show must go on!
We shall have these pancakes!
As for my right shoe,
It did never escape.

And so the pancakes were made
With a special touch
That gave them a flavor
We all liked so much.

I never did tell
The secret recipe
It was our little secret
To remain a mystery.

And still to this day
Many years after
I look at my left shoe
And let out some laughter.

How my right shoe got in there
No one will ever know
Until I get bored again
And write a poem to show :)

Macs!

If You're stupid and You know it, buy a MAC
If You're stupid and You know it, buy a MAC
If You're a moron and You know it
And You really want to show it
If You're stupid and You know it, buy a MAC

Da Mustang song!

I was driving around, late one night
Just cruising the town, ain't lookin for a fight
When I was sittin at a light, first at the gate
When up next to me pulls a Z-28

He rolls up real slow and creeps to the line
Revs his pile a bit and and gives out the sign
I chuckle a bit and see him get mad
I think to myself "This guy is sad"..

I check the other light, and watch it turn yellow
Time to give a lesson 'bout Fords to this fellow...

Our light hits the green, ain't no lookin back
As my foot hits the floor and winds up the tach...

Exhaust starts a' screamin with the roar of a lion
The poor chevy driver, he outta be cryin
My tires light up, I feel like I'm flyin...

They finally hook up, and I'm gone outta here
Winds to 4 grand before she hits second gear
Breaks em loose and leaves him some more
Let off for a sec, then back to the floor

By the time I hit third the speedo's at 80
I figure I'm good so I let off my baby..
As I check to the right and the rear just to see
There nobody there, just my shadow and me

As I squint my eyes and check the rearview
I see a sight that just makes the night...
Something went wrong, I wonder what happened
The poor little chevy is still at the light.

I wonder what's up and swing her around
Give her some gas and head on back down

Pull off to the side at the starting place
I roll down my window - "What's wrong ya slowpoke?"
He looks up at me with a frown on his face
"This pile of junk, the gas pedal broke!"

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